Definitions by ulysses

Monster Gas 

Noun: term referring to nitrous, galaxy gas, or whippets

Bro you got the monster gas I’m tryna get wicked

Monster Gas by Ulysses March 25, 2025

Tit to Clit Ratio 

The distance between one's breasts and pubic region. An individual who is short-waisted would be described as having a small or low tit to clit (t to c) ratio.

Marilyn: She really shouldn't tuck in her shirts and wear belts. I mean ... there's like nothing between her boobs and her legs and that just makes it worse. She looks like a giraffe.
Diego: Poor thing. She's got a really low Tit to Clit Ratio. Not very attractive.
Gus: Whatever ... I still think she's hot.

Tit to Clit Ratio by ulysses January 5, 2006

faggotus maximus 

The emperor of all fags. Supreme gay highness.

All hail Diego, Faggotus Maximus.

faggotus maximus by ulysses October 5, 2005