1 definition by ugo mundes

Cabot

A suburban shithole in the middle of Arkansas. The entire town revolves around the god forsaken piece of shit public school system they have in Cabot. There isn't shit to do in Cabot besides watching the various Cabot High School sports teams underachieve and get blown out by 5A schools like butt-fuck Beebe and Vilonia. The only thing that keeps people entertained in Cabot is lying and gossip, which has inevitably divided the town in the Union / Confederates. If a Civil War ever breaks out in America, Cabot will have the first battle. Fuck Cabot and fuck the people that live in Cabot.

P1: "Where are you from?"
P2: "Dawg, I'm from Cabot."
P1: "Aw shit, you a bitch then."

by ugo mundes March 15, 2021