ucsteve's definitions
by UCSteve January 18, 2019
Get the Metamorphosismug. A six-figure voice talent like Sybil Johnson who will sell anything for a price with her sweet, next-door-neighbor voice...
"At Fred Meyers, you can get discount coupons on prices that are lower than low on food that's fresher than fresh. Fred Meyers - fresh for everyone!" - *corporate spokes-whore, Sybil Johnson
*Urban Dictionary of Understand or Not
*Urban Dictionary of Understand or Not
by UCSteve January 16, 2022
Get the spokes-whoremug. "Check out Dave's nerdbong."
"WTH is that shit...?" (laughing)
"I know. I think he put it together from his chemistry set." (laughing)
"WTH is that shit...?" (laughing)
"I know. I think he put it together from his chemistry set." (laughing)
by UCSteve November 29, 2016
Get the nerdbongmug. Stinky vomit, bad-smelling and repulsive puke, what you might be lying in, with an empty bottle of Yukon Jack or Southern Comfort still in your hand, after a one-man New Year's Eve party.
So I get back from my date with Belzebub with what's left of my dignity and what do I find? Carol, my roomie passed out under the toilet bowl in a pool of her own regurge-o-stank. Lord, give me strength.
by UCSteve January 20, 2017
Get the regurge-o-stankmug. First of all, ignore those other ignorant definitions. A zahir is a person, object, or thing that, once one has looked upon it or
considered it for but a single moment, becomes an obsession which slowly takes over a person's life completely. It can be something simple such as a coin or a mummified monkey's paw, or something intangible such as an idea. It can also be a living person or an animal. So "zahir" = something which causes an irresistable obsession in a person.
considered it for but a single moment, becomes an obsession which slowly takes over a person's life completely. It can be something simple such as a coin or a mummified monkey's paw, or something intangible such as an idea. It can also be a living person or an animal. So "zahir" = something which causes an irresistable obsession in a person.
See, "The Zahir" by Phillip Jose Borges. The internet meme
smile.jpg is a kind of zahir.
For all his ideals had dwindled down to a single obsession, that only she could fulfill his one desire, for Karen had become his zahir.
smile.jpg is a kind of zahir.
For all his ideals had dwindled down to a single obsession, that only she could fulfill his one desire, for Karen had become his zahir.
by UCSteve December 25, 2012
Get the Zahirmug. That Skull God on the Slipknot album looks like every other skull god....,where do they get these artists, Meth Tattoos?
by UCSteve July 17, 2019
Get the skull godmug. Tears of a drama queen
"WHY CAN'T I GO OVER TO DYLAN'S HOUSE!!!??? DAD I HATE YOU!!!" (drama sobs)
DAD: "Don't even bother, Little Missy. I'm immune to your drama sobs"
DAD: "Don't even bother, Little Missy. I'm immune to your drama sobs"
by UCSteve May 12, 2017
Get the drama sobsmug.