tymac's definitions

Cockwattle

1.A very loose, baggy scrotum, common in decrepit old men.
2.the condition of exceptionally droopy balls during periods of extreme heat and humidity. The very opposite of the walnut shell-like condition yielded by a dip in the pool.

I was a the hospital the other day, and saw an old man with a cockwattle hanging below his gown.

by tymac January 13, 2008

recobbed

(Adj.) Describes corn kernels that have reverted to their natural,preferred state of existence while in the human intestine, resulting in corncob-like stool.

Other forms include: (to)recob, recobbing

On the day after Thanksgiving, my shit was loaded with recobbed corn.

by Tymac February 17, 2009