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tumbledreads

The sheaded bits if dread locks on the floor from rastas,pseudo-rastas,and faux-rastas that plug up the vacuum cleaner.

My vacuum burned up because it was packed full of tumbledreads.

by twistednick December 28, 2010

A sock or towel used in jacking off to eliminate hand to penis contact. Normally found in bunks in jail cells, boy scout camps, and tour bus bunks. They should always be handled with gloves or a stick due to the nature of the goo they normally contain.

Why are there socks in all the bunks? Don't touch them, they're fi-fi bags!

by twistednick December 28, 2010

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ego tech

A person or persons on a music tour or entertainment show that has no talent or trade and whos only purpose it to blow smoke up the artist's ass by telling them how great they are.

We had 10 busses on tour,2 guitar techs, sound man, and the rest were ego techs.
Ed McMahon was Jonny Carson's ego tech.

by twistednick December 28, 2010

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