3 definitions by twatclamp

Twatclamp

A bloke whose behaviour leads to them never getting laid as twats literally clamp when they're around.

Did you see John on the dancefloor.... Such a twatclamp, the birds couldn't get further away from him if they tried.

by twatclamp October 14, 2016

An unrivalled twat who is delusional about their own self importance

You want me to work over the weekend so you can take a two week holiday? How about not you fucking megalomanitwat....

by twatclamp June 6, 2018

The twatiest of twats, the twat you call upon when faced with the toughest twattle (twat-battle) of your life. The one and only, twatiator.

John is a straight-up 100% twatclamp, but have you seen Fionn? He's the ultimate twatiator!

by twatclamp August 11, 2017