2 definitions by tuxed0 of irc.netgamers.org

nubtard

someone who is a cross between a n00b and a retard. a nub-tard. Usually used in extreme cases of n00bism or retardedness in gaming-circles.

Holyboy was such a nubtard when he suicided his army against me.

This is when someone wears so much bling that the fabric of reality bends around the 'bling-age', making the person invisible to the naked eye.

"Homeboy put on his rolly then shazam, dude went blingvisible."