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2 definitions by turttlemugger

 
1.
The tators hanging below your dic.
Investigator: Sir, are you aware that for the past 7 months your wife has been meeting in secret with a pair of notorious dictators?
by turttlemugger March 20, 2010
 
2.
what you may decide while contemplating your cock rubbing up against some other dude's cock if you were to participate in a 3some with a chick and said dude.
He had his eye on that girl all semester, until she finally invited him to a 3some. At that point he quickly lost interest, deciding that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
by turttlemugger December 04, 2008