2 definitions by Turttlemugger
Investigator: Sir, are you aware that for the past 7 months your wife has been meeting in secret with a pair of notorious dictators?
by Turttlemugger March 21, 2010
what you may decide while contemplating your cock rubbing up against some other dude's cock if you were to participate in a 3some with a chick and said dude.
He had his eye on that girl all semester, until she finally invited him to a 3some. At that point he quickly lost interest, deciding that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
by Turttlemugger December 4, 2008