turtle's definitions

Hoodbury

Hoodbury is Woodbury but ghetto, because everyone thinks that people in Woodbury, MN are rich ass bujus who use their money for worthless things like H2 hummers

Hoodbury is so boring, all there is to do is smoke, drink, and fuck

by turtle November 21, 2004

jock

Something used to hold up your Nuts. If it is used in reference to a person it means a gay faggot who gets all the chicks but secretly wants guys.

Think of any school athelete who gets all the chicks.

by Turtle May 31, 2003

ex

what me and calillo will do some time

andrew: suicide NOW
calillo: mother...
andrew: fine...how bout some ex?
calillo: oh cool, that's better than grabbing the ped

by turtle May 20, 2004

E-Slut

A girl who hits on, cybers with, and acts generally sexually needy with differnet person on the internet. The girl may not be a slut in real life, becuase of multiple reasons, one being her incredable ugliness.

XSnowBAbE09X is an e-slut, she goes into AIM chatrooms and tries to cyber with others.

by Turtle January 15, 2004

slime mime

when you pump a girl's mouth with so much semen she can't talk and has to act out what she wants to say
she might throw up the semen and therefore getting herself all slimey

when i want my girlfriend to shut her mouth i give her a fucking slime mime

by Turtle April 26, 2006

spangle

'SPANGLE' can also be used instead of calling someone a nugget.

When someone is clowning around you could say 'Give over you Spangle'

by Turtle February 24, 2005

littlewing

An admin in #rapture
He has a really hot 12year old sister!

Person1: OMFG did you see LW's sis?
Person2: No why?
Person1: Cause shes so FUCKING HAWT!!!

by Turtle February 15, 2004