turtle's definitions

garblnak

when a faggot sucks a dick and chokes on the cum and dies. then a paramedic gives him mouth to mouth and when the fag wakes up the paramedic gets a mouthful of jizz and then he beats the shit out of the faggot but can't talk right so he says FUCKING GARBLNAK!

i'm going to kill you garblnak fag

by turtle November 5, 2006

ex

what me and calillo will do some time

andrew: suicide NOW
calillo: mother...
andrew: fine...how bout some ex?
calillo: oh cool, that's better than grabbing the ped

by turtle May 20, 2004

E-Slut

A girl who hits on, cybers with, and acts generally sexually needy with differnet person on the internet. The girl may not be a slut in real life, becuase of multiple reasons, one being her incredable ugliness.

XSnowBAbE09X is an e-slut, she goes into AIM chatrooms and tries to cyber with others.

by Turtle January 15, 2004

scoobed

When smoking weed, if you take a hit and some weed goes through your piece and enters your mouth, also known as "shit on"

Fuck, your piece scoobes like a mofo

by turtle November 21, 2004

njizzle

A boy who acts like he has gone through puberty, but has not. Usually this act is put on to impress his friends. Most njizzles mkae up stories on their many adventures in the word of masturbation.

Smezra is a stupid njizzle.

by Turtle November 6, 2003

shalln't

A word that should be in the dictionary. Means shall not, or in simple english, won't.

I shalln't kill the zebra.

by Turtle October 28, 2003

jock

Something used to hold up your Nuts. If it is used in reference to a person it means a gay faggot who gets all the chicks but secretly wants guys.

Think of any school athelete who gets all the chicks.

by Turtle May 31, 2003