5 definitions by turkish

mysterydouchebags.com

multi-cultural website devoted to making fun of webmasters and blogs that serve little to no purpose, dedicated to wiping out 'GEEKDOM', and ultimately striving to make the world a cooler, much more cynical place to live. often mistaken it's often edgy racist humor, mysterydouchebags.com lives on to prove to the world that the internet is full of shit.

I read CHUD today. What a bunch of over inflated egos! They deserve their comeupance - I KNOW! Let's go to mysterydouchebags.com and make fun of them!

by turkish April 6, 2005

aweshole

when your anus is dripping supurflous liquids

ugh the aweshole is coming from my aweshole, it's fucking aweshole...

by turkish March 20, 2005

scouser

Someone who has a dodgy perm & 'tach. Wears a Shellsuit, is on the Social & is very adept @ sealing cars, car stereo's, alloys etc

by turkish September 16, 2003

wham!

to be homosexual like the group. flaming.

Dude, that thing you just did was so gay. Straight up WHAM!

by turkish November 30, 2003

schwansonschtuck

Deriving from the Ali G show, from his character Bruno (the Gay Austrian Fashion reporter) It is another word for Penis.

I never thought she would be so into sucking Schwansonshctuck!
My Schwansonschtuck created a great morning tent this morning.

by turkish November 17, 2004