3 definitions by turkeykitty

Covfefe

Covfefe

"Covfefe" is a proper noun and the name of the childhood blankie the president rubs up against his face when sad to reassure himself everyone, except for himself, is a loser.

The President took off on Air Force One today for a five-day tour of Southeast Asia, accompanied by Covefe. Reportedly, he was over-heard telling Covfefe "no one is ever gonna hurt you Covfefe, just remember they are all losers."

by turkeykitty June 4, 2017

Impralled

The sensation you get when you are impressed and appalled simultaneously.

I am impralled that you can eat 27 hotdogs at once.

by turkeykitty May 10, 2011

At home only friend

The neighbor and friend you grew up with that is now way too embarrassing to hang out with at school, but is sorta ok to hang out with when you are at home with nothing to do.

Yes, we were friends in grammar school but now she's pretty much an "at home only friend."

by turkeykitty September 17, 2010