Impralled 

The sensation you get when you are impressed and appalled simultaneously.

I am impralled that you can eat 27 hotdogs at once.

Impralled by Turkeykitty June 3, 2011

Impaled Northern Moonforest 

The grimmest and most frostbitten Acoustic Black Metal Band. Kvlt and trve acolytes of the Necrowizard!

"Satan smiles... AGAIN!"

Impaled Northern Moonforest by Morbid Thor December 27, 2004

Improlted 

When you are impressed at your friend's success, but revolted at the things they did to get it.

"Did you hear that Tom hyped his underground supper club by pretending to be two anonymous commentors talking to each other on that food blog?"
"Ugh, yes. But he's got half this city eating out of his hand. I'm so improlted."

Improlted by Torkalork August 20, 2013

impaled 

The term used by men with a large cock to describe exactly why their girlfriend/wife/mistress has an impaired ability to walk correctly.

Same term can be used by women to acurately describe how hung their boyfriend/husband/affair is.

Men: I fucking impaled that chick last night. She won't walk right for days.

Women: Omg, like, he took his massive shaft, and like, impaled me with it. I am so sore. I want more!

impaled by TheMysteriousCharmer June 5, 2016

Impaled 

Laid, banged, lucky

Ohhhh, guess who's getting impaled tonight

Impaled by Olg@ September 23, 2016

impaled 

To caues a point object to go into or through someone or somthing.

I can imagine myself impaled through thouse oversized horns of his.

impaled by cool and hot August 4, 2016

Super Impaled 

Created by its marvelous owner, Lil' John. This magically delicious word is related in a small way to impale. It means to have been stuck to an objects' surface with tremendous force. Using this word has an overwelming backfire on its user when said in a serious conversation and is suggested to only be used while your friends are all horribly inebriated.

"I had the greatest idea about ripping off PS2. The only thing that stands in my way is that damned bar code...its like super-impaled on there"
kevmaster: you idiot

Super Impaled by Lil' John June 9, 2004