2 definitions by turkey club

a faction in the government promoted to destroy all the things in this evil world that promote chubbiness
"o snap the CIF is comming hide that burger!"
by turkey club October 31, 2004
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a high ranking official in cif designed to prevent chubbiness
"yo turkey club lets go bust a slim fast on that mo fo"
by turkey club October 31, 2004
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