2 definitions by tubby custard machine
When you say one thing, but you're too embarrassed to admit that you meant another, so you just sort of roll with it.
Person 1: "Dude help. I told Jake invited me to smoke because I said 'I like to weed' but I meant 'I like to read!' What do I do?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."
by tubby custard machine January 9, 2022
Guy 1: Bro I messed up.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I cheated on my girlfriend
Guy 2: Aw man, that's a major fucktrain
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I cheated on my girlfriend
Guy 2: Aw man, that's a major fucktrain
by tubby custard machine December 1, 2021