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A poorly designed alcoholic beverage made with pitiful equipment, inappropriate ingredients, and suspect sanitation. Always homemade, although some fruit-flavored beers are almost bad enough to qualify.
Dude 1: "That fizzling pot contains the next batch o' hootch"
Dude 2: "Shouldn't you put a lid on that stuff?"
Dude 2: "Shouldn't you put a lid on that stuff?"
by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010
Get the hootch mug.meatgazer (girl who stares at guy's junk) + glance. Upon accusation of meatgazing, the offender will usually admit it but say she "just glanced". The proper compromise is to call her a meatglancer, or more aptly put, meatglazer.
Guy 1: JWebb is staring at Blick's meat. MEATGAZER!
JWebb: I only glanced.
Guy 1: Then you're a meatglazer. MEATGLAZER!
JWebb: I only glanced.
Guy 1: Then you're a meatglazer. MEATGLAZER!
by TreeWeezel April 20, 2011
Get the meatglazer mug.Bits of bread that don't fit into the toaster, so you turn the toaster on and balance your bread on top to toast a nice stripe onto it.
Also refers any use of this toaster-top technique.
Also refers any use of this toaster-top technique.
is your bread heel too stubby to fit in the toaster? Make raccoon bread.
what's the easiest way to heat old pizza? the raccoon bread technique.
what's the easiest way to heat old pizza? the raccoon bread technique.
by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011
Get the raccoon bread mug.by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011
Get the Urban contest mug.Women members of a large, educational-based ensemble of wind and percussion instrumentists (band).
These tend to be slightly chubby white girls, which are highly coveted among urban black guys. What makes them really notable is how easy they are, as they are impressed by anybody who isn't a band male.
These tend to be slightly chubby white girls, which are highly coveted among urban black guys. What makes them really notable is how easy they are, as they are impressed by anybody who isn't a band male.
by TreeWeezel November 1, 2011
Get the band females mug.latina 1: "Aie chinga, he's my man"
latina 2: "Out of the way, gordita"
latina 1: "Oh this is on"
Arm flapping/slapping/hilarity ensues
latina 2: "Out of the way, gordita"
latina 1: "Oh this is on"
Arm flapping/slapping/hilarity ensues
by TreeWeezel November 22, 2010
Get the gordita mug.Tendency of the west coast to overrate. For instance, if a show has rave reviews in Frisco you should wait until it gets as far east as Chicago before believing it.
Possible explanations include laidback, non-critical attitudes, drug use, and simply less exposure to good culture.
The term originated in the drum corps circle, where corps are numerically judged across the country and the scores coming from the west are disregarded.
Possible explanations include laidback, non-critical attitudes, drug use, and simply less exposure to good culture.
The term originated in the drum corps circle, where corps are numerically judged across the country and the scores coming from the west are disregarded.
Wow, these guys are supposed to be fantastic!
Don't believe the hype, it's just west coast inflation.
Don't believe the hype, it's just west coast inflation.
by TreeWeezel August 5, 2011
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