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de la haircut

Invented by Trugoy the Dove of De La Soul. Curly hair is fashioned into 6-12 big lumps. It should be skewed to one side, or at least assymetric.
Look at the album cover of "3 Feet High and Rising". Trugoy the Dove and Pasemaster Mase have excellent de la haircuts.
by TreeWeezel May 18, 2011
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stab

DJ technique - the result is a "hit" sound. It works best with a brass chord sample.

In parallel he bumps the record forward and opens the crossfader for a split second, which sounds like a short hard note.
Old school DJs will use a lot of stabs to give some punch to the 808 beats.
by TreeWeezel November 18, 2011
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ting.com

The bing.com of porn. Type in your fetish, and it will add "+porn" and Google it for you.
How'd you find those great pics?
Try ting.com
by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011
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chinga

What skinny, tarted-up latina girls call each other when they squabble.
"Hola, Chinga."
"Who you callin Chinga, chinga?"
"Estas la chinga, chinga."
"Oh this is on, gordita!"

Arm flapping/slapping/hilarity ensues.
by TreeWeezel November 21, 2010
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nar

Cry of the narwhal
Narwhals will swim hundreds of miles to find their mate..here's one now!
NAR!!!!!!!
by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011
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y'all

There are two ways to say y'all: the black way and the southern way. Y'all is the black way and yall is the southern way.

Y'all is spoken with two syllables: ye-ALL. It can be heard up and down the east coast. It's just "ya" and "all" very close together.

Yall is spoken with one long syllable: YAAAWWL. It's very lazy sounding and only unashamed southerners use it.
Y'all want to hear some sick rhymes?

Yall want to hear some banjo pickin?

Y'all want to roll in my Caprice?

Yall want to ride on my tractor?
by TreeWeezel May 18, 2011
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band females

Women members of a large, educational-based ensemble of wind and percussion instrumentists (band).

These tend to be slightly chubby white girls, which are highly coveted among urban black guys. What makes them really notable is how easy they are, as they are impressed by anybody who isn't a band male.
I hear sousaphones blatting, let's get out of here.

Hold up bro, there might be some Band Females!
by TreeWeezel November 1, 2011
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