A recreation that is characterized by the inability to bail out (as in skateboarding) or brake (as in bicycling). This makes even routine rolling an extreme sport unless there are no hills or traffic.
Stylistically, it is possible to be as dashing as Mercury, the winged-foot messenger god. However skaters are usually squatting and flailing their arms as they try to balance, so they end up looking pretty flamboyant.
Athletically, you can go for speed, skateboard style tricks, or dance moves with cones (slalom). Unless you have flat wide space, survival is usually challenge enough.
Stylistically, it is possible to be as dashing as Mercury, the winged-foot messenger god. However skaters are usually squatting and flailing their arms as they try to balance, so they end up looking pretty flamboyant.
Athletically, you can go for speed, skateboard style tricks, or dance moves with cones (slalom). Unless you have flat wide space, survival is usually challenge enough.
When rollerblading, always choose a route with no stop signs at the bottom of hills. And whatever you do, don't bend at the waist and flail your arms in circles like a complete fruit.
by TreeWeezel April 09, 2011
The little song that Windows plays when you shutdown your computer.
In urban speak, you use it to imply somebody has shut off his brain.
In urban speak, you use it to imply somebody has shut off his brain.
by TreeWeezel May 10, 2011
Means something is not as good in real life as online, in print, or in your imagination.
(Pokes fun by blurring the line between virtual reality and real life, which has always been in 3D)
(Pokes fun by blurring the line between virtual reality and real life, which has always been in 3D)
by TreeWeezel June 07, 2011
meatgazer (girl who stares at guy's junk) + glance. Upon accusation of meatgazing, the offender will usually admit it but say she "just glanced". The proper compromise is to call her a meatglancer, or more aptly put, meatglazer.
Guy 1: JWebb is staring at Blick's meat. MEATGAZER!
JWebb: I only glanced.
Guy 1: Then you're a meatglazer. MEATGLAZER!
JWebb: I only glanced.
Guy 1: Then you're a meatglazer. MEATGLAZER!
by TreeWeezel April 02, 2011
Used to describe any untimely or unnecessary expenditure of effort or money.
Adapted from Shakespeare (Merchant of Venice), and in that day roads were in far better shape during the summer months, so mending roads in summertime was considered redundant.
Adapted from Shakespeare (Merchant of Venice), and in that day roads were in far better shape during the summer months, so mending roads in summertime was considered redundant.
Guy 1: "I'd better review for my phsychology exam"
Guy 2: "Study for a class that easy? That's like mending roads in summertime!"
Guy 2: "Study for a class that easy? That's like mending roads in summertime!"
by TreeWeezel November 16, 2010
Childhood game of fashioning the largest clunkiest legos into crude spacecraft. To play the game, two children slam their "zords" into each other and whoever's breaks first loses.
Lets play Zords!
<15 minutes later, crude spacecraft are constructed from huge lego bricks>
SMASH!
Ow my fingers!!!
<15 minutes later, crude spacecraft are constructed from huge lego bricks>
SMASH!
Ow my fingers!!!
by TreeWeezel April 19, 2011
Invented by Trugoy the Dove of De La Soul. Curly hair is fashioned into 6-12 big lumps. It should be skewed to one side, or at least assymetric.
Look at the album cover of "3 Feet High and Rising". Trugoy the Dove and Pasemaster Mase have excellent de la haircuts.
by TreeWeezel April 27, 2011