Definitions by treeweezel

smoosh 

A combination of two (possibly more) words to form one word. A virtual staple on Urbandictionary.

Smoosh of hill and mountain: mill

Smoosh of lion and tiger: liger

smoosh by TreeWeezel January 30, 2012

himalountain 

Smoosh of hill and mountain: used for an outstanding hill which isn't quite a mountain.

The alternate smoosh is mill

My bike ground to a crawl going up the hill. It was more like a himalountain.

himalountain by TreeWeezel January 30, 2012

CJ 

Cassette Jockey, or DJ of cassettes. A CJ will always have the right tape for the mood of the room and knows his tapes well enough to flip to the B side seamlessly.

Theses skills are largely unappreciated until a long car ride in a car with a cassette stereo.

The drive across Ohio was so boring until Paul sat up front to be CJ and rocked his cassettes.

CJ by TreeWeezel January 6, 2012

kenny up

Used like the phrase "bundle up". Allusion to Kenny of tv show Southpark who wears an orange sweatshirt with the hood up at all times.

To "kenny up" can mean to simply bundle up before going outside, or more properly, to wear a hood and tighten it down over your face until you are only seeing thru a small gap.

Man it is windy outside. Kenny up before you go out there!

kenny up by TreeWeezel January 6, 2012

corn cone 

1. Popcorn (or creamed corn) served in a paper cone, similar to a large sno-cone
2. Candy corn, a chalky confection
3. Orange traffic cones
4. Corn pones which take a conical shape when fried
5. Starch-rich cornmeal sold in large conical bags

I'll have chicken-fried steak with a side of corn cone.

corn cone by TreeWeezel December 5, 2011

the ham

Use like "the man", as in "you da man!". Also applies to objects.

you did it! you are The Ham!

how's your beer? it's The Ham.

the ham by TreeWeezel December 5, 2011

worse in 3D 

Means something is not as good in real life as online, in print, or in your imagination.

(Pokes fun by blurring the line between virtual reality and real life, which has always been in 3D)

Dude 1: That's a fly honey! (picture of girl)
Dude 2: You'd be surprised, she looks worse in 3D.

worse in 3D by TreeWeezel November 30, 2011