toy's definitions

anal orifice

Another term for "asshole" used by intellectuals such as myself.

I don't know why, but I always pick the anal orifices for love interests.

by Toy December 22, 2005

Faux Whore

A flirtatious person that gives the vibe that he or she is promiscuous, but has never actually engaged in any sexual acts.

I'll give you ten bucks if you get that faux whore to sleep with you.

by Toy December 2, 2005

backup

1. your systems second source of energy if the first ceases to produce
2. what to say when someone is being too forward
3. the thing cars do when they just ran over a curb

1. Just use the backup.
2. Back Up!
3. Shit! Back up.

by toy October 6, 2003

saddle bags

they are extra storage of fat on each outer thigh...resembles a horse's saddlebag which is worn on each side of the ribs

She has nasty saddlebags

by toy October 19, 2003