7 definitions by towsh.net

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Towsh has all the meaning of touché sans the Eurotrash 80's stigma of actually saying touché.

An Australian term and variation of the french word 'touché'. Phonetically - Towel minus the 'el' with 'sh' instead.
You can admit that an opponent has laid down a valid point or comeback within an argument without losing the respect of others and yourself.

Gay rhymes with touché for a raison (reason).
Male 1: I slept with your sister...
Male 2: Towsh!
End scene.

Male 1: I slept with your mother...
Male 2: Towsh!
End scene

Male 1: I slept with your father
Male 2: touché.
End scene.
by towsh.net October 19, 2010

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Liots are the 'London Riots' after thieves stole some of the letters.
These Liots are pretty crazy....

Dude are you being racist?

How?

By saying Liots, that's racist towards asian people who can't help but mix up L's and R's...

No the London Riots had heaps of letters stolen by looters and now the BBC is calling it the Liots.

Oh, I see, errrm, sorry for saying you were racist...
Shut up honky.
by towsh.net August 11, 2011

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When someone asks if you'd like cheese on toast and you really want to say yes.
Bad mother: Hey kids for dinner you can either get yelled at by your step-dad or you can have cheese on toast?

Kids: Cheese on Totes!
by towsh.net August 11, 2011

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When you try to make a phenommelette but can't risk flipping it cus it might fall apart, so you chicken out and tell everyone you made frittata. You're trying to cover up an ommelette abortion. You're a shit person and you should quit earth right after you finish eating that Shittata.
(From kitchen) Oh shit..
what happened, is the ommelette okay?
Errm, what Ommelette? There's no ommelette, I'm making frittata.
Just flip the thing you pussy, I hate Shittata!
by towsh.net August 13, 2011

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It's an ommelette with at least 6 eggs in it and when you flip it and it doesn't fall apart it's a phenommelette. If you fail to flip it correctly see the word Shittata.
Dude that's a lot of eggs for an ommelette...
It's not an ommelette.... Wait for the flip.... Bam!
It's a phenommelette.
by towsh.net August 13, 2011

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2 girls who get together in public for a glass and a half of sauvignon blanc and totes gossip bout their boyfs. The 2 girls usually hate each other.
Saw Natalie last night, quick Cadbury catch up. She doesn't even know Darren is cheating on her yet, I'm not gonna tell her unless I'm actually pregnant.
by towsh.net August 18, 2011

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The small acts of terrorism committed against the local population when one is on tour or vacation.

Top perpetrators and their respective Tourarism hotspots:

Australians in Bali.
The British in Spain.
Americans on the Planet.
Eyewitness reports say that an obese American man stormed into the chemist at approximately 2pm and loudly repeated his demand for blueberry muffins. When his demands were not met he began screaming at other customers that his 'blood-sugar was down'. He then stole a bag of Jelly beans and left the premises. This is the third act of American Tourarism in the same chemist in a fortnight.
by towsh.net August 18, 2011

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