Definitions by totalstud

shlock 

A small piece of material (similar to a sock) that covers a mans junk.

person 1: Hey John its cold in here you got a jacket?

person 2: No, but I got a shlock you can borrow.

person 1: Whats a shlock??
person 2: Its my cock cover. Fits like a sock.

shlock by totalstud December 29, 2009

sturdy 

referencing a woman that is thick in size but still hot. The size is usually due to being very thick muscled rather than fat.

Guy1: Wow did you see Ashley at the wrestling meet last night?
Guy2: No was she looking good?

Guy1: Hell yea! You know thats one sturdy babe.

sturdy by totalstud May 5, 2009