73 definitions by tory borty

woodman

1. a man or boy without inhibitions who frequently gets involuntary or random erections, especially in embaressing situations

2. a man or boy who wakes up with spontaneous powerful erections which are really stiff

I got myself into an embaressing woodman situation this morning

by tory borty December 24, 2012

LMTO

For men it means Laughing My Testicles Off. For women it means Laughing My Tits Off

I was LMTO when he made popeye faces at me

by tory borty May 11, 2013

Gaylifornia

A nickname for California due to its high gay lesbian, bisexual and transgender population

I'm going to Gaylifornia tomorrow

by tory borty December 27, 2012

MW

Morning wood, an erection that is still raging after you've woke up

If i have MW i usually wait in my room and try to think about my granddad naked so my MW goes away

by tory borty May 7, 2013

faith-avertive

Someone who is allergic to religion

Don't speak to him about religion, he's faith-avertive

by tory borty December 31, 2013

seperation of religion and state

A secular society; religion is not allowed to force its beliefs onto others through legislation

I think politicians care about what your religious text says because we have a seperation of religion and state in this country

by tory borty September 26, 2013

folkpot

a gullible person who believes in the supernatural

That folkpot was told that theres several devils living in the attic and he just nodded

by tory borty December 24, 2012