73 definitions by tory borty

gods bless America

I pray that gods bless America

by tory borty April 2, 2013

abbreviation for morning glory; Morning glory means that you wake up with such a strong erection you have to walk in a slouched way.

When i have MG i tend to try avoid my family

by tory borty May 7, 2013

A shameless man or boy who doesn't care if people notice his erection

Thats a true poleman. He had a huge boner if front of his mom and didn't even hide it.

by tory borty December 24, 2012

someone whose occupation is mainly to cut, dress, groom, style and shave the pubic hair of female or male pubes (pubic hair).

it's your wedding night, so if you're gonna showcase your genitals tonight you might as well go to a below barber first

by tory borty November 16, 2013

Someone who is attractive but is illegal or taboo to jave sex with, for example a family member, a married person, an underage person etc.

She's forbidden fruit coz she's married

by tory borty February 16, 2013

Morning tent, a tent-like shape on your pants due to an erection

To avoid an MT you could try jacking off before getting out of bed

by tory borty April 30, 2013

A nickname for San Fransisco due to it having so many gays, lesbians and bisexuals

I love San Fagcisco because of all the lesbians man

by tory borty December 27, 2012