tory borty's definitions

easy to masturbate to

A comment mainly left on blogs or video sharing websites to indicate a video or blog was good

Cool video. I found it easy to masturbate to

I found this thread easy to masturbate to

by tory borty December 23, 2012

below barber

someone whose occupation is mainly to cut, dress, groom, style and shave the pubic hair of female or male pubes (pubic hair).

it's your wedding night, so if you're gonna showcase your genitals tonight you might as well go to a below barber first

by tory borty November 16, 2013

bike ride

When you're cycling and the bike-seat is pushing up againt your vulva (in girls) and prostate (in boys) causing a funny sensation

If was leaning forward during my bike ride and i almost came from that

by tory borty November 8, 2013

Gaylifornia

A nickname for California due to its high gay lesbian, bisexual and transgender population

I'm going to Gaylifornia tomorrow

by tory borty December 27, 2012

closet hetero

someone who is hetero but pretends to be queer

I bet you're being a closet hetero just to get to mingle with them

by tory borty May 9, 2013

batonman

a man or boy who frequently gets into embaressing situations whenever he's horny because he has a huge stiffy in his pants

Check out that batonman! he has a huge stiffy in his pants!

by tory borty December 24, 2012

hetero marriage

A marriage beteen an opposite-sex couple; the traditional union in Abrahamic religions.

Liberals think gay marriage is cool, but religious folks think hetero marriage is cool.

by tory borty December 16, 2012