closet hetero

someone who is hetero but pretends to be queer

I bet you're being a closet hetero just to get to mingle with them

by tory borty May 09, 2013

hetero marriage

A marriage beteen an opposite-sex couple; the traditional union in Abrahamic religions.

Liberals think gay marriage is cool, but religious folks think hetero marriage is cool.

by tory borty December 16, 2012

batonman

a man or boy who frequently gets into embaressing situations whenever he's horny because he has a huge stiffy in his pants

Check out that batonman! he has a huge stiffy in his pants!

by tory borty December 24, 2012

double tucker

a lesbian who loves using a double-ended dildos with other girls

brother: I found a double-ended dildo in your closet. Are you a double tucker or something?

sister: Mind your own frigging business and don't go through my closet again!!

by tory borty August 26, 2013

gods bless America

A slogan commonly used by neopagan Americans

I pray that gods bless America

by tory borty April 02, 2013

forbidden fruit

Someone who is attractive but is illegal or taboo to jave sex with, for example a family member, a married person, an underage person etc.

She's forbidden fruit coz she's married

by tory borty February 16, 2013

heterosexual marriage

A marriage beteen an opposite-sex couple; the traditional union in Abrahamic religions.

Her beliefs only allow for a heterosexual marriage

by tory borty December 15, 2012