73 definitions by tory borty

pointypants

trousers or pants whicch have a protrusion in the crotch area caused by an erection

don't poke anyone with your pointypants

by tory borty June 17, 2013

a man or boy who wakes up with an erection and then walks around with morning wood or morning glory

That staffman walks around with a morning tent when he wakes up

by tory borty December 24, 2012

When a female watches an online video or reads an online thread and is not impressed, such a comment is usually left.

My opinion on this video? I find this difficult to finger myself to

by tory borty December 24, 2012

My second brain brought me to this video

by tory borty April 25, 2013

a man or boy who frequently gets into embaressing situations whenever he's horny because he has a huge stiffy in his pants

Check out that batonman! he has a huge stiffy in his pants!

by tory borty December 24, 2012

A marriage beteen an opposite-sex couple; the traditional union in Abrahamic religions.

Her beliefs only allow for a heterosexual marriage

by tory borty December 15, 2012

An invocation used by feminists who are Christian

Let's all pray in the name of the Mother, the Daughter, and the Holy Spirit, amen

by tory borty April 25, 2013