2 definitions by torngc

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obviously middle-aged man who over-grooms himself in an effort to appeal to younger women, but whose age makes his appeal only work on women his age who think they're still 20 somethings, too.
"Did you see Chelsea's dad, rocking the Abercrombie? Total mommy candy."
by torngc September 08, 2009

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A competition in which middle-classed, cisgender white women try to best bemoan the privilege and injustice of middle-classed, cisgender white men while talking past the actual troubles of people of color.
Did you hear Becky yelling at Chad over the environmental impact of driving a M3 two years newer than hers? She really won gold in the Woke Olympics for that one.
by torngc May 30, 2017

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