13 definitions by tonyfamous

standing o

An orgasm that a woman has whenever she's getting fucked while standing up.

I didn't want to fuck your mom on my bed because I just put clean sheets on it, so I threw her up against the wall an fucked her so hard I gave her a Standing O.

by tonyfamous December 16, 2010

lady balls

Lady Balls are ovaries ya morons, cause ladies don't have testicles. That's why it don't hurt a lady when you kick her square between her legs like it would any uncastrated dude. But try kicking a lady in the ovaries and she'll be spitting out retard babies for the rest of her reproductive life.

I swear to God if that bitch packing my groceries threw that 5 pound bag of oranges on top of my organic eggs I'm going to jump the counter and judo chop her square in the Lady Balls! >_<

by tonyfamous February 25, 2011

spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

pinch a biscuit

Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.

I'm so fucking constipated that I can't even pinch a biscuit.

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

breast onplants

fake titties that you wear on or over your real titties so that your little titties look bigger.

Man your titties look bigger! I know you can't afford no breast implants, so those must be breast onplants!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010