tonyfamous's definitions
by tonyfamous October 4, 2010
Get the spank the kittymug. I asked the Doctor at the free Clinic what I can do to get rid of all the zits on my face and I told him it's got to be cheap because I can't afford no Lasers or Proactiv or even Clearasil. He told me pimple popping is free.
by tonyfamous February 2, 2014
Get the Pimple Poppingmug. Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.
by tonyfamous October 4, 2010
Get the pinch a biscuitmug. Lady Balls are ovaries ya morons, cause ladies don't have testicles. That's why it don't hurt a lady when you kick her square between her legs like it would any uncastrated dude. But try kicking a lady in the ovaries and she'll be spitting out retard babies for the rest of her reproductive life.
I swear to God if that bitch packing my groceries threw that 5 pound bag of oranges on top of my organic eggs I'm going to jump the counter and judo chop her square in the Lady Balls! >_<
by tonyfamous March 11, 2011
Get the lady ballsmug. by tonyfamous October 4, 2010
Get the spanking the kittymug. The act of subjecting yourself to unwanted or improper sexual advances or activity, from yourself.
What masturbators do, even though everybody knows masturbation is a perverted sin that will eventually lead to blindness, really hairy hands and complete insanity. :-P
What masturbators do, even though everybody knows masturbation is a perverted sin that will eventually lead to blindness, really hairy hands and complete insanity. :-P
by tonyfamous October 8, 2010
Get the molesting myselfmug.