toniwithaneye's definitions

pull a coyote

A means of escaping a very ugly one-night stand, who is asleep with your arm underneath them. Resulting from absurd drunkeness the night before, impairing your ability to judge the looks of a woman. Origin: If caught in a trap, a coyote will chew it's leg off to get away.

You should have warned me that I'd need to pull a coyote with that skank!

by toniwithaneye October 9, 2006

Blue Tips

Old women who travel with tour groups. So noted because of their hair color.

Yeah, I've got a load of Blue Tips coming in from Clearwater tomorrow.

by toniwithaneye October 10, 2006

Throwing a Bone

1. To give someone a little praise, recognition.
2. To be rid of unending attention seeker ass kisser
3. To satisfy a high-maintenance individual

1. I saw the boss throwing a bone to that new kid in marketing today.

2. Jeez, would someone please throw her a bone?! If I have to listen to her suck up to the boss one more time I'm going to scream!

3. That guy Jack keeps calling me. Yeah, well just throw him a bone and he won't bug you as often.

by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Playing on the OFT

Having a terrible round of golf. Playing on the Old Fart's Tour.

I think I just "Q'd" for playing on the OFT.

by toniwithaneye October 10, 2006

Shriner

A driver that hangs a small symbol of protection from their rear view mirror; usually a very poor driver and often found in the fast lane of most US metro highways going impossibly slow.

Sorry I'm late, but I got stuck behind a dozen shriners on the way over here.

by toniwithaneye May 7, 2009