2 definitions by tommo55555

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A blelch or blelching is the act of burping into someones orifice (anus or vag) thus filling it with gas. Then it is up to the person with the burp filled cavity to expell it at their leisure, usually right back in the blelchers own face therefore completing a full blelching cycle.
"Oh my days, she stank like week old blelch"

"Biff and Chip are blelching"
by tommo55555 February 27, 2009

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A very strange, confused, socially retarded (possibly mentally retarded) person who has nothing better to do apart from to wander aimlessly around the town centre all day making everybody who comes into contact with them feel slightly worried.

Not to be confused with a tramp/hobo, town moochers usually are fairly clean and probably have a small flat somewhere possibly even a job and/or a fellow town mooching partener/family.
Oh my days! Here comes that family of town moochers, why does the mum always wear a crash helmet?"

"Hey mate, if you don't stop hanging around town every day, people gonna start calling you a town mooch"
by tommo55555 October 21, 2009

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