tomek's definitions

chinook

Much like a woman is beaten in the face with a dick while cockslapped, the chinook is for role-reversal.

A chinook occurs when a woman tit-slaps a man in the face, or when a man's face is between two large, round, vuluptuous breasts and decides to shake them side to side.

"Don't get chinooks from big jugs - you can lose an eye that way!"

- Jon B.

by Tomek September 20, 2004

blood reign

this happens when a girl on her period goes bonkers oon ever guy she knows, any midol worthy-moment

"wen im sick im about as moody as a you on ur blood reign"

by tomek November 6, 2004

blue steak

When you pound a woman so hard that she bruises down below and then, once completed and cleaned, you go down below for a cunnilingus and enjoy the extra smoothness (like a rare steak).

I gave Koda Kumi a blue steak just to be able to brag about it.

by Tomek April 25, 2006

cheese omelet

Exactly the same as an Emeril, but it involves using smegma instead of semen.

I gave my ex-girlfriend a cheese omelet during sex since she was playing hot psycho asian girlfriend mindgames with me.

by Tomek December 15, 2004