sexual intercourse
Lets bake a cake before everyone starts showing up to the party
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someone who is both a winner & a loser at the same time
look at that employee of the month. what a dork!
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when your so drunk, you can't say "drunk" properly.
dude 1: man your sloshed.
dude 2: yeah i am feeling petty drunked!
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when your in a relationship that sucks.
i fell in love with her, then she cheated on me with her ex. it turned into a relationshit.
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prepare for oral sex.
man:ready to smile like a doughnut?
woman:i don't wanna! what kind of girl do you think i am?
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masterbate.
man1:while your girlfriend is gone are you gonna abuse your noodle?
man2:YES!
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when you step out of the shower & you realize you still have soap under your armpit(or some place)& have to jump back it to the shower to wash it out/off.
Guy: "Dude, why did you take so long in there?"
Clean dude: "I was done & i realized i had a soap marinade on me!"
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