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shut the F U!

man#1"hey man, how...."
man#2 "shut the F U!"
by tomcon5 February 19, 2009
mugGet the shut the F U!mug.

funktagous

getting down so funky, it inspires others to get funky with you
dude was so funktagous, i had to get down myself! show him how it's done!
by tomcon5 February 26, 2009
mugGet the funktagousmug.

drunked

when your so drunk, you can't say "drunk" properly.
dude 1: man your sloshed.
dude 2: yeah i am feeling petty drunked!
by tomcon5 April 24, 2010
mugGet the drunkedmug.

cop jogging

when your walking down the street with nothing on you, & you see a cop and start running just for fun.
last night i was on my way to dudes house when i got bored & started cop jogging. i made it three blocks!
by tomcon5 February 28, 2009
mugGet the cop joggingmug.

slaughter an hour

man1:what are you gonna do while your girlfriend is away?
man2:probibly slaughter an hour or two.
by tomcon5 February 25, 2009
mugGet the slaughter an hourmug.

dic-restrict

when you give it to a girl so good, you have to make her wait for more.
man, my girl wants it all the time(cause i'm so good)
i had to put her on dic-restrict!
by tomcon5 March 1, 2009
mugGet the dic-restrictmug.

whisper mode

when a person angles their urine stream to make less sound(as to not disturb someone)
i turned on my whisper mode when i used the toilet, cause my girlfriend was sleeping
by tomcon5 December 19, 2009
mugGet the whisper modemug.

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