Definitions by tofubot
burpes
Herpes that are found, or contracted, around the anal region. A portmanteau of butt and herpes that best defines how one receives and gives said herpes.
The Dirty Frenchman
White wine or champagne made dirty by adding olive juice. The drink came about from an episode of the cartoon "Home Movies"
"Time to forget the book and make some drinks of my own. Let's see, wine, olive juice, voila! The Dirty Frenchman!"
The Dirty Frenchman by tofubot June 12, 2009
Woosh
Used to denote when a comment has gone over someone's head. Onomatopoetic to the sound of an object moving past you at an accelerated pace.
Made even funnier when saying "woosh" also makes no sense to the person that earned the "woosh", thus making a combo that cannot be countered until combo-broken.
Sometimes typed as /woosh in an MMORPG setting, as if something making no sense to someone was an emote of some kind.
Made even funnier when saying "woosh" also makes no sense to the person that earned the "woosh", thus making a combo that cannot be countered until combo-broken.
Sometimes typed as /woosh in an MMORPG setting, as if something making no sense to someone was an emote of some kind.
mttp
an acronym for "Mouth to the Penis". made famous in the band Not Will Porter song "MTTP". Basically a term for fellatio.
Date: I don't know if i feel comfortable sleeping with you on the first date.
Dan: It's cool, you can give me a little MTTP in the back of your car and i'll still never call you again.
Dan: It's cool, you can give me a little MTTP in the back of your car and i'll still never call you again.
Tard core
Going beyond the clearly marked limits of regular retardedness.
Strangly enough, only people without down syndrome or other mental handicaps seem to venture into this frightening territory of hardcore tardness.
term is derived from the adj. hardcore, which has been used to define a strain of more aggressive punk rock from 1978-98. However the term mutated to encompass other shitty genres of quasi-punk sounding bands. These bands are also labled as "tardcore" by bands who feel they don't fit under the hardcore lable. Especially since the scene is dominated by dick-wagging testosterone junkies who sneer at anything xenomorphic to them.
Behaviour, as well as music like such also classify as tard core. What a diverse term.
Strangly enough, only people without down syndrome or other mental handicaps seem to venture into this frightening territory of hardcore tardness.
term is derived from the adj. hardcore, which has been used to define a strain of more aggressive punk rock from 1978-98. However the term mutated to encompass other shitty genres of quasi-punk sounding bands. These bands are also labled as "tardcore" by bands who feel they don't fit under the hardcore lable. Especially since the scene is dominated by dick-wagging testosterone junkies who sneer at anything xenomorphic to them.
Behaviour, as well as music like such also classify as tard core. What a diverse term.
Bill: Dude, did you just eat the sandwich you put your pubes on for your little brother to eat?
Ted: Uh, maybe... wait... yeah!
Bill: You are so fucking tard core.
Ted: Uh, maybe... wait... yeah!
Bill: You are so fucking tard core.
Snax
the lazyman's way to spell "snacks" on the internet. on top of being the lazy way, it's also the cool way, since the 1990's have taught us that X is the coolest (though mostly useless) letter in the english alphabet.
splodey
1 v.) To explode in the most visceral/entertaining manner possible.
2 adj.) A childlike exclimation for describing blowing something up.
2 adj.) A childlike exclimation for describing blowing something up.
1) Guy:Heehee, his guts just went splodey all over her face.
2) Nny: WEEEEEEEEEEE, I have head splodey!
2) Nny: WEEEEEEEEEEE, I have head splodey!