tofubot's definitions
Going beyond the clearly marked limits of regular retardedness.
Strangly enough, only people without down syndrome or other mental handicaps seem to venture into this frightening territory of hardcore tardness.
term is derived from the adj. hardcore, which has been used to define a strain of more aggressive punk rock from 1978-98. However the term mutated to encompass other shitty genres of quasi-punk sounding bands. These bands are also labled as "tardcore" by bands who feel they don't fit under the hardcore lable. Especially since the scene is dominated by dick-wagging testosterone junkies who sneer at anything xenomorphic to them.
Behaviour, as well as music like such also classify as tard core. What a diverse term.
Strangly enough, only people without down syndrome or other mental handicaps seem to venture into this frightening territory of hardcore tardness.
term is derived from the adj. hardcore, which has been used to define a strain of more aggressive punk rock from 1978-98. However the term mutated to encompass other shitty genres of quasi-punk sounding bands. These bands are also labled as "tardcore" by bands who feel they don't fit under the hardcore lable. Especially since the scene is dominated by dick-wagging testosterone junkies who sneer at anything xenomorphic to them.
Behaviour, as well as music like such also classify as tard core. What a diverse term.
Bill: Dude, did you just eat the sandwich you put your pubes on for your little brother to eat?
Ted: Uh, maybe... wait... yeah!
Bill: You are so fucking tard core.
Ted: Uh, maybe... wait... yeah!
Bill: You are so fucking tard core.
by tofubot September 18, 2006
Get the Tard coremug. Used to denote when a comment has gone over someone's head. Onomatopoetic to the sound of an object moving past you at an accelerated pace.
Made even funnier when saying "woosh" also makes no sense to the person that earned the "woosh", thus making a combo that cannot be countered until combo-broken.
Sometimes typed as /woosh in an MMORPG setting, as if something making no sense to someone was an emote of some kind.
Made even funnier when saying "woosh" also makes no sense to the person that earned the "woosh", thus making a combo that cannot be countered until combo-broken.
Sometimes typed as /woosh in an MMORPG setting, as if something making no sense to someone was an emote of some kind.
tofu: "I'd love to see a snuff film star named Gorey Feldman."
dahll: "What are you talking about?"
tofu: "Woosh"
dahll: "Woosh?"
grad-o: "2-hit combo!"
dahll: "What are you talking about?"
tofu: "Woosh"
dahll: "Woosh?"
grad-o: "2-hit combo!"
by tofubot June 23, 2008
Get the Wooshmug. the lazyman's way to spell "snacks" on the internet. on top of being the lazy way, it's also the cool way, since the 1990's have taught us that X is the coolest (though mostly useless) letter in the english alphabet.
by tofubot September 4, 2006
Get the Snaxmug. an acronym for "Mouth to the Penis". made famous in the band Not Will Porter song "MTTP". Basically a term for fellatio.
Date: I don't know if i feel comfortable sleeping with you on the first date.
Dan: It's cool, you can give me a little MTTP in the back of your car and i'll still never call you again.
Dan: It's cool, you can give me a little MTTP in the back of your car and i'll still never call you again.
by tofubot April 7, 2007
Get the mttpmug. 1.adj.something that is considered to be unappealing. be it an object, or action. a variation of the term "weak sauce"
comes from most people's poor opinion of nintendo's fantastic 128-bit system the game cube, and the fact that it rhymes with lame doesn't help matters.
comes from most people's poor opinion of nintendo's fantastic 128-bit system the game cube, and the fact that it rhymes with lame doesn't help matters.
1."dude, that shirt you're wearing is sooo lame cube"
2. guy1: yeah that chick sadie gave me the clap.
guy2: woah, lame cube
2. guy1: yeah that chick sadie gave me the clap.
guy2: woah, lame cube
by tofubot November 5, 2004
Get the lame cubemug. White wine or champagne made dirty by adding olive juice. The drink came about from an episode of the cartoon "Home Movies"
"Time to forget the book and make some drinks of my own. Let's see, wine, olive juice, voila! The Dirty Frenchman!"
by tofubot June 12, 2009
Get the The Dirty Frenchmanmug. 1 v.) To explode in the most visceral/entertaining manner possible.
2 adj.) A childlike exclimation for describing blowing something up.
2 adj.) A childlike exclimation for describing blowing something up.
1) Guy:Heehee, his guts just went splodey all over her face.
2) Nny: WEEEEEEEEEEE, I have head splodey!
2) Nny: WEEEEEEEEEEE, I have head splodey!
by tofubot May 31, 2006
Get the splodeymug.