4 definitions by toddrwod

Long Cum

An event similar to the long jump, where the male athletes instead whip out their cocks and see how far they can ejaculate, and female athletes sit on the floor and see how far they can squirt.

Jonaben: You wanna go join the long cum event this athletic meet?
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!

by toddrwod October 2, 2022

Cum Duel

When two men jack each other off and fight to be the last one to cum.

Jonathan: Join my cum duel.
Rufus: Sure.

by toddrwod March 19, 2021

Cunt-Ass

The location on a female's body, between the cunt and the ass.
Also used as an insult, usually describing cowardness.
It can also be used to express frustration.

Example 1:
Rufus: How do you do this math equation.
Jonathan: You first factorize, then you...
Rufus: CUNT-ASS!

Example 2:
Ian: You piece of shit come fight me.
Jaden: No.
Ian: So you're a cunt-ass now huh?

Example 3:
Doctor: I have gotten your test results.
Women: How am I doing.
Doctor: I am sorry to report, but you seem to have cunt-ass cancer.
Women: CUNT-ASS!

by toddrwod July 21, 2021

Cunt-Arse

An Australia interpretation of the phrase "Cunt-Ass".
The location on an Australian female's body, between the cunt and the ass.
Also used as an insult, usually describing cowardness amongst groups.

Australian man: Oi cunt, you like vegemite?
British Chap: No, I'd prefer margarine.
Crowd of Australian men: So you're a cunt-arse.

by toddrwod July 21, 2021