toast455's definitions

mud butt

An uncontrollable bad case of diarrhea that feels as if mud is oozing out of your ass.

After drinking a case of beer and eating some bad Mexican food, I got a severe case of mud butt.

by toast455 July 5, 2005

nyc

acronym for New York City; The city that does not sleep. It consists of the Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens and Staten island.

Tonight I am going to NYC.

by toast455 July 22, 2005

tag hag

A person who is obsessed with name brand clothing. See label whore.

Nicole always flaunts the latest clothing. She is such a tag hag.

by toast455 January 31, 2006

velvet pocket

1. a vagina;
2. a wet pussy.

1. Hey, you and Amy have been dating for a month now. Have you gotten in her velvet pocket?

2. Dude 1 "I heard Susan has a dry pussy." Dude 2 "No, trust me. She has a velvet pocket."

by toast455 July 2, 2005

tramp stamp

1. a tattoo located above a womans ass.
2. a girl who has been certified by your neighborhood, frat or group of friends as a slut.

1. I heard Becky went to the tattoo parlor and got a tramp stamp.
2. Since all my friends have had sex with Susan, she has been officially given the tramp stamp.

by toast455 July 2, 2005

beef curtain

stretched out and saggy vaginal lips. It is also refered to as a "shotgun blast" or an "exploded bubble gum bubble"

When I got one look at her beef curtain, I pulled up my pants.

by toast455 July 2, 2005

milkshake

the act of swallowing a man's cum.

I gave my girlfriend a milkshake last night and she finished every drop.

by toast455 July 15, 2008