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2 definitions by tkat

The mixture of feces and sweat between the rectum and the scrotum. Often times adhering to the hair that is growing in the goochal region.
I took a nice poop this morning. However, I wasn't able to wipe away all of my feces. I still have some konk left. Hopefully a shower will do the trick.

Does konk smell bad too?
by tkat March 20, 2014
PENIS, or other Phallic device. Usually, it is related to Stephen Brumm, the famous Canadian retard who always wanted to "put his fleshmusket in Rachel."
Bitch, suck on my fleshmusket.
by TKat April 29, 2006