10 definitions by titties and cake
aka tit/tits/titties is a slang term for the female breast. The key distinction of the term is that it denotes a particlar quality of breast: Most often, but not limited to small breasts but also denoting other qualities such as firmness, perkyness and a generally fun, playfull quality to the breast that endears the viewer to the breat in question. "Titties" are typically appreciated by men and women with equal esteem and enthusiasm in that most women want "titties" and most men desire "titties" - the underlying assumption here is that the are considered "nice" by the widest range of standards, be it cute little "A" cups or the outer limits of "c" cup territory, Titties are the cream of the crop. As a part of the English vernacular the term is widely used to describe women's breasts in general but it more specifically referes to smaller firm breasts. This distinction is made more clearly when placed in the context of other relevent slang for breasts, such as: Boobs (the most generic term for breasts in the North American cultural lexicon). Boobs tend to denote medium to larger breasts (B cup to D cup) with less emphasis on perkyness and firmness. Jugs are the exclusive domain of big breasts( Minimum of a Big "C" cup and up). "Flapjacks", "Funbags" etc. denote a poorer quality of breast and invariably a saggy one when used in the proper gramatical context.
Jennifer removed her lacy bra, revealing the most delicious little titties and pert nipples I've ever seen.
You could see her titties peeking through her shirt.
The girls all raved about how perfect Jennifer Aniston's titties looked.
You could see her titties peeking through her shirt.
The girls all raved about how perfect Jennifer Aniston's titties looked.
by titties and cake September 10, 2004
1) The act of eating pussy. Particularly a very wet pussy.
2) Swallowing male ejaculate that has been deposited into a female pussy and is now starting to drip out.
3) A vulgar term for a woman eatting pussy.
2) Swallowing male ejaculate that has been deposited into a female pussy and is now starting to drip out.
3) A vulgar term for a woman eatting pussy.
Those cunt guzzling bitches are a couple of whores!
Tony fucked Tina, filling her with his hot load of cum. Jill then proceeded to cunt guzzle Tina's hot little pussy, swallowing Tony's cum as it dripped out of her.
I love cunt guzzling!
Tony fucked Tina, filling her with his hot load of cum. Jill then proceeded to cunt guzzle Tina's hot little pussy, swallowing Tony's cum as it dripped out of her.
I love cunt guzzling!
by titties and cake September 10, 2004
1) Vaginal mositure caused by sexual arousal
2) Female ejaculate.
3) After a man ejaculates into a womans vagina, the ejaculate is then refered to as "bitch cum". If the woman is fucking more than one guy that evening then you could say that the accumulation of ejaculate is her bitch cum.
2) Female ejaculate.
3) After a man ejaculates into a womans vagina, the ejaculate is then refered to as "bitch cum". If the woman is fucking more than one guy that evening then you could say that the accumulation of ejaculate is her bitch cum.
I love eating pussy cause of all that sweet bitch cum.
Jill fucked Scott and Tony at the same time. After that, the boys watched Suzy eat Jill's hot little cunt and guzzle all the bitch cum that they pumped into Jill.
Jill fucked Scott and Tony at the same time. After that, the boys watched Suzy eat Jill's hot little cunt and guzzle all the bitch cum that they pumped into Jill.
by titties and cake September 10, 2004
1) A porn industry slang.
2) Referes to the penis as an impliment for penetrating the anus and denotes a forceful, sexually charged atmosphere in which this penetration will occur.
3) As a part of the english vernacular it usually denotes the act of anal sex between 2 people. This term is not specific to any particular sexual orientation but rater generic.
4) A vulgar reference to the act of anal sex due to the implicit "violence" of the term and it's reference to a hammer.
2) Referes to the penis as an impliment for penetrating the anus and denotes a forceful, sexually charged atmosphere in which this penetration will occur.
3) As a part of the english vernacular it usually denotes the act of anal sex between 2 people. This term is not specific to any particular sexual orientation but rater generic.
4) A vulgar reference to the act of anal sex due to the implicit "violence" of the term and it's reference to a hammer.
I fucked I lot of hot young bitches back then...They called me Dave "The Ass Hammer" Smith back in college.
The girls all called him the "ass hammer" cause he loved anal sex so much
The gimp was a silly bitch who always begged for the ass hammer
"I like to think of it as ass play but Bill gets freaky whenever I mention going in the back door and then the ass hammer comes out"
Hammer my ass! like the bitch that I am.
The girls all called him the "ass hammer" cause he loved anal sex so much
The gimp was a silly bitch who always begged for the ass hammer
"I like to think of it as ass play but Bill gets freaky whenever I mention going in the back door and then the ass hammer comes out"
Hammer my ass! like the bitch that I am.
by titties and cake September 10, 2004
1) Showing some thong to look sexy.
2) Sexy, hot, teasing.
3) When your not wearing a thong but your panties decide to ride up you bum anyway....they're getting "thongy" on you.
2) Sexy, hot, teasing.
3) When your not wearing a thong but your panties decide to ride up you bum anyway....they're getting "thongy" on you.
Kelly was making sure her panties were nice and thongy before she went out to the mall.
All the girls made sure they were thongy at the party
Damn! it's so hot to see those sweet young girls gettin' thongy.
Her tiny little bikini was getting thongy on her at the beach
All the girls made sure they were thongy at the party
Damn! it's so hot to see those sweet young girls gettin' thongy.
Her tiny little bikini was getting thongy on her at the beach
by titties and cake September 10, 2004
by titties and cake September 10, 2004
A cartgirl is a female who works on a golfcourse selling liquor to patrons of the facility during golf games. Cartgirls are generally fun loving, sexy young females prone to flashing their breasts and thongs while serving booze to idiot golfers. The Cartgirl is the most beloved fixture of any golf course and the primary reason men golf. Hot chicks and booze disguised by the illusion of "golf" has become a brilliant method for millions of men in search of cheap thrills and titilation. Also refered to as "Fairway Whores" and "Ball Washers", most prefered to be kissed between the "first" and "second" "hole".
Vicky showed us her tit's after she poured my Gin and Tonic.
Chris and Tim took pictures of the slutty cartgirl.
Chris and Tim took pictures of the slutty cartgirl.
by titties and cake September 13, 2005