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10 definitions by titties and cake

 
1.
Erect, frim or pert nipples on a female breast. Denotes a fun, playful and often youthful quality to the nipples.
Kelly and Jennifer were gigling girlishly after gym class as their pert nippies accidently brushed against each other in the changing room.

You could see her nippies pressing against her sexy t-shirt

Jill blushed as her chilled nippies appeared.

All the guys talked about her hot nippies.
by titties and cake September 10, 2004
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2.
aka tit/tits/titties is a slang term for the female breast. The key distinction of the term is that it denotes a particlar quality of breast: Most often, but not limited to small breasts but also denoting other qualities such as firmness, perkyness and a generally fun, playfull quality to the breast that endears the viewer to the breat in question. "Titties" are typically appreciated by men and women with equal esteem and enthusiasm in that most women want "titties" and most men desire "titties" - the underlying assumption here is that the are considered "nice" by the widest range of standards, be it cute little "A" cups or the outer limits of "c" cup territory, Titties are the cream of the crop. As a part of the English vernacular the term is widely used to describe women's breasts in general but it more specifically referes to smaller firm breasts. This distinction is made more clearly when placed in the context of other relevent slang for breasts, such as: Boobs (the most generic term for breasts in the North American cultural lexicon). Boobs tend to denote medium to larger breasts (B cup to D cup) with less emphasis on perkyness and firmness. Jugs are the exclusive domain of big breasts( Minimum of a Big "C" cup and up). "Flapjacks", "Funbags" etc. denote a poorer quality of breast and invariably a saggy one when used in the proper gramatical context.
Jennifer removed her lacy bra, revealing the most delicious little titties and pert nipples I've ever seen.

You could see her titties peeking through her shirt.

The girls all raved about how perfect Jennifer Aniston's titties looked.
by titties and cake September 09, 2004
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3.
A slang for clitorus aka clit. Denotes a cute, fun, playful and often youthful quality to the clit.
Scott slid down Jill's panties to reveal a perfectly shaved pussy and her cute little clitty.

Suck my clitty!

Would you like to play with my wet little clitty?

I'm so horny. Finger my clitty!
by titties and cake September 10, 2004
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4.
Like sweet hard nipples, this referes to a "joint" that only has a few puffs left.
Pass that fuckin weed nip man!
by titties and cake September 10, 2004
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5.
1) The act of eating pussy. Particularly a very wet pussy.

2) Swallowing male ejaculate that has been deposited into a female pussy and is now starting to drip out.

3) A vulgar term for a woman eatting pussy.
Those cunt guzzling bitches are a couple of whores!

Tony fucked Tina, filling her with his hot load of cum. Jill then proceeded to cunt guzzle Tina's hot little pussy, swallowing Tony's cum as it dripped out of her.

I love cunt guzzling!
by titties and cake September 10, 2004
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6.
1) A porn industry slang.
2) Referes to the penis as an impliment for penetrating the anus and denotes a forceful, sexually charged atmosphere in which this penetration will occur.
3) As a part of the english vernacular it usually denotes the act of anal sex between 2 people. This term is not specific to any particular sexual orientation but rater generic.

4) A vulgar reference to the act of anal sex due to the implicit "violence" of the term and it's reference to a hammer.
I fucked I lot of hot young bitches back then...They called me Dave "The Ass Hammer" Smith back in college.

The girls all called him the "ass hammer" cause he loved anal sex so much

The gimp was a silly bitch who always begged for the ass hammer

"I like to think of it as ass play but Bill gets freaky whenever I mention going in the back door and then the ass hammer comes out"

Hammer my ass! like the bitch that I am.
by titties and cake September 10, 2004
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7.
A cartgirl is a female who works on a golfcourse selling liquor to patrons of the facility during golf games. Cartgirls are generally fun loving, sexy young females prone to flashing their breasts and thongs while serving booze to idiot golfers. The Cartgirl is the most beloved fixture of any golf course and the primary reason men golf. Hot chicks and booze disguised by the illusion of "golf" has become a brilliant method for millions of men in search of cheap thrills and titilation. Also refered to as "Fairway Whores" and "Ball Washers", most prefered to be kissed between the "first" and "second" "hole".
Vicky showed us her tit's after she poured my Gin and Tonic.

Chris and Tim took pictures of the slutty cartgirl.
by titties and cake September 13, 2005
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