12 definitions by timsworld

carpet nozzle

Your nose.

You take your best girl out for lunch and she wants spaghetti, so you order spaghetti for two. Everything is going well until you get some tomato sauce on your carpet nozzle, so embarasing.

by timsworld July 30, 2020

ominous

an indication of difficult times ahead.

While my wife is on the phone she keeps saying to the other person, "Well, I'll have to discuss that with Tim", so ominous.

by timsworld July 17, 2020

wuhanphobia

the fear of anything branded wuhan, the people, the place, items produced in wuhan, and fear of any sentence that contains wuhan.

Don't let your wuhanphobia make you stutter listing places in Asia.

by timsworld June 17, 2020

Salient

Parts that stick out.

I'd like to see Casandra's salient points in a sweater.

by timsworld October 4, 2020

matriarchaphobia

older women fearing that their bodies cant do what they used to be able to...

It was Mables 45th birthday, and the spanks she got from her girlfriends left her feeling a touch of matriarchaphobia as she realized it would take longer, this time, for the bruises to heal.

by timsworld June 17, 2020

mortipride

Proud and ashamed at the same time.

When my daughter won the wet t-shirt contest I felt mortipride.

by timsworld January 9, 2020

wwgtd

What would Greta Thurnberg Do?

You should sell that gas guzzler dude, come on, wwgtd?

by timsworld July 3, 2020