2 definitions by timotheechalametstan

A fucking magical person who will DESTORY your life. Everything I talk about centers back around to him. He is everything.
Person 1: Hey bro what got you into Kid Cudi?

Person 2: Timothée Chalamet. HE IS MY REASON FOR EVERYTHING.
by timotheechalametstan December 12, 2020
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Lana Banana is a girl who is crazy, she is obnoxious and boring NOBODY LIKES HER. SHE SUCKS AT EVERYTHING. She ALWAYS farts uncontrollably, its so stinky. She literally EATS farts.
Guy: Wow is that Lana Banana?
Guy2: Yeah, she's a freakshow.
by timotheechalametstan November 6, 2019
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