tim's definitions

Xar

A god of chaos and doom, much is to be feared of him if his fury is unleashed. He uses his powers to wreak chaos that paves way for creation.
When calm he can be quite beneviolent

by Tim April 21, 2003

bap

bap means anything that is wack, stupid, unpopular.

Man, the carnival was bap as hell.

by Tim February 2, 2003

thankle

when the fat of the thigh overlays the calf and the ankle. There's variation in the leg.(Thigh-Ankle)

you walk into bar and meet a pretty face. Ya go home with this chick, and slide your hand over her whole leg, noticing no variation. You immediately turn blue in the face and your brain shuts down as a self-defense mechanism. This phenomenon is noted not only by the pre-existence of a cankle, but the thigh is consistent as well, exhibiting no definition whatsoever. The knee usually appears lumpy or hidden too, she has a Thankle

by Tim October 29, 2002

mutterfly

the pinacle of rock music (band)

jesus fuck, mutterfly are good

by tim November 1, 2003

cropped

To be so crippled (high) that you cannot move.

Jordan, you're so cropped

by Tim March 9, 2005

Stilz

Supreme physical or mental athlete; Determination and speed

Look at that performance, he's been blessed with Stilz.

by tim October 5, 2004

can pipe

A Pepsi/Coke/Mountain Dew/Whoop Ass can pipe is made from an aluminum soda can when you have some bud or resin and there's no pipe in the apartment. First, you empty out a soda can. Try to get it as dry as you can. Turn the can so the mouth hole is facing you. Squish the can in the middle on the side facing up. Then take a tack or safety pin and poke little holes in a circular spot on top in the depression where you squished the can. That's the bowl. Then poke a bigger hole in the side, near the bottom, or the bottom of the can for a carb. You hit out the hole you drink from. There's a medical fact or urban myth you can get Alzenheimers Disease from smoking from an aluminum can. It would be better if you could rig it somehow with a pipe screen or even a real bowl, but it's a fiend pipe. You might have to cut it open to scrape it if you don't have a long screwdriver, scissors, or knife.

Dude, you're gonna get Alzenheimer's smoking out of a can. Let me get a hit.

by Tim March 13, 2003