tim's definitions

slowbese

a random word meaning slow and obese that i made up one day

Henry is slowbese

by Tim April 29, 2004

pomptastic

see pompin' and pompalicious

an urban substitute for fantastic

this food is pomptastic

by tim February 21, 2005

cock bite

you say it to your friends went they
screw up bad.

"way to go cock bite" or
"good one cock bite"

by tim September 12, 2003

clownshoes

Adjective describing unfair corporate or government decisions/policies.

These subway prices are clownshoes.

That's clownshoes they made you pay that parking fine.

by Tim September 8, 2003

buttpod

Non-existant American slang created by Gwenyth Paltrow to confuse non-Americans, specifically the British. The meaning of this word is flexible and completely open.
See also: gnarlburger.

That lead singer is totally buttpod!

by Tim December 6, 2004

fucktard

to be a fuck and to look or to act like a retard(usually likes to get rammed in the ass by black guys)

Alex ones fucked stef in her fucktard while taking a shit.

by tim December 5, 2006

chicken butt

This refers to someone who is scared.

"You little chicken butt!"

by Tim April 18, 2005