tim's definitions

William Hung

guy who can't sing whom got a record contract. he usually screws up the lyrics, and isn't original in any of his songs, for he never wrote one of his own songs.

She Bangs: Ricky Martin
I Believe I can fly: R. Kelly or me first and the gimmes
YMCA: the village people
Can you feel the love tonight: Elton john

by Tim August 17, 2004

troll train

The Troll Train, Derives From the word Trullus Trainial, which in term dipicts the greek hero Trollculease, who was a fierce fighter in the battle of Troy.

This man was somewhat deformed, had long pointy ears, and a body that looked like a train carriage, thus bringing this hero to life as:

Train Troll

1240 - 1032 Bc
"Rest Well Dear Troll"

The Svenska Troll From aberdeen,
The Italian Troll from Berlin,
The Train with a troll painted on the side from Scunthorpe,uk

by Tim August 18, 2004

Troll Poll

Troll Poll was a Large stick like object measuring rougly 7 feet in length and 5 inches in diametre,

This poll was used to prod Trolls that had lost there way during the great Troll migration between Quebek and capetown in the year 1560 Bc.

Useage As Follows:

1) Troll Walks Wrong Way
2) Aim Troll Poll At Trolls Abdemen
3) Apply Forcefull Pressure to the end of the pole
4) Poke the Troll in the Abdomen.
5) Troll Walks In Correct Direction.

by Tim August 18, 2004

hoffmania

A word used to desribe the excitement and general feeling of elation whilst being around items or conversation that provokes thoughts relating to 'The Hoff'.

The Colonel remarked upon seeing the Baywatch Marathon on Sky Travel to his maid. "I didnt think I still had it in me, but after seeing that opening shot of his trunks I was in 'Hoffmania' I can tell you".

by tim August 20, 2004

Skullfucking

To hold the recipient by the back of the head and insert one's penis into another's mouth forcefully and deeply. Most likely giving the skullfuck-ee less enjoyment than the skullfuck-er.

Skullfucking is fun until someone loses an eye...

by Tim August 22, 2004

crust punk

a punk who hates politics and the government so much, that they refuse to take a shower, due to the fact that the government provides them with the water. resulting in a shit-like smell.

Man it smells like shit in here!... there must have been a crust punk show last night.

by Tim August 22, 2004

grot

Similar to scrub, grot is used to define an unclean or otherwise dirty event, person or thing.

Today I was a grot and wore the same clothes I had on yesterday.

by Tim August 23, 2004