tim's definitions

jugulate

to kill by slitting the throat

i'ma jugulate you, you trick-ass motherfucka

by Tim April 7, 2004

hoffmania

A word used to desribe the excitement and general feeling of elation whilst being around items or conversation that provokes thoughts relating to 'The Hoff'.

The Colonel remarked upon seeing the Baywatch Marathon on Sky Travel to his maid. "I didnt think I still had it in me, but after seeing that opening shot of his trunks I was in 'Hoffmania' I can tell you".

by tim August 20, 2004

yankbadger

a stereotypical american, loves anything thats big pollutes the atmosphere and if it makes him fatter all the better, general retred

"that yankbadger built a car with a groundclearance of 5 feet

by tim January 6, 2005

pro-choice

People who support human righs and the advancement of the human race.
Opposite of Pro-Life which is a Synonym for Moron

I'm so pro-choice I wish all pregnant women had abortions! Fuck your Christian standards!

by Tim June 28, 2003

Yoc

What gay people wordantiochword california

you nugga i'z be from yoc

by Tim September 9, 2003

rusty fish hook

while having sex in the "doggy style" position, you then take one of your index fingers and stick in your partners anus and then hook the corner of their lip with the same finger.

My Girlfriend got mad when I gave her the rusty fish hook.

by Tim November 15, 2003

Kiteing

When a male thrusts his pelvis foreward and backward while wearing only boxers. When the ball sack hits the gooch area, it makes a clapping sound. it also resembles a flying kite while it is foreward.

Tim was kiteing

by Tim January 16, 2004