tim's definitions

Barney

An evil carnivore who loved the girlish color pink. In 1956, he killed many people and many famous people. Barney is the devil's son, disguised in a pink, big fat coat, acting such a good-goody. But Barney -- behind the sences, is an alcoholic, a cusser, a gambler -- (Gasp!) -- even a bad person!

A mild form of "hell." Instead of using "hell" or "heck," "Barney" is the safer word to say.

1.God dang it! That freak Barney is going to send me to hell tommorow... dang it.

2.Some ass at work said I am going to Barney. What the f*** does he think?

3.I might go to Barney if I steal more wine.

by Tim August 16, 2004

BOASMP

A.K.A "Busting out a Shawn Micheals Pose". The outstanding pose that Shawn Micheals would bust out as he entered the ring.

After bowling a strike, I BOASMP, and chicks were all over me.

by tim March 20, 2005

cuntract

A cross between cunt and contract, generally used to express the only reason a particular loser would get some:

She hooked up with Ben? Damn, what kind of cuntract did she sign?

by Tim November 18, 2003

Eason

A Hong Kong based singer who sells pork at local butcher shop. He is well known for his girlfriend Hilary Chan.

Eason Chan is a drugo

by Tim October 24, 2004

peckerwoods

plural of peckerwood. white folks. honkeys. crackers.

Look at all these peckerwoods shopping at the Gap.

by Tim June 18, 2006

Stave

to be crushed within

The waffle iron staved my fingers...again.

by Tim August 13, 2004

crust punk

a punk who hates politics and the government so much, that they refuse to take a shower, due to the fact that the government provides them with the water. resulting in a shit-like smell.

Man it smells like shit in here!... there must have been a crust punk show last night.

by Tim August 22, 2004