tim's definitions

jugular

The sensitive, vital part in the neck.

Dude, you just took one in the jugular!

Frank: You're crazy man, I like you, but you're crazy!

by tim May 2, 2006

treff

an individual who acts cool and tries to get attention by pretending to be a rebel in front of his peers.

that kid is such a treff

by tim December 12, 2003

troll train

The Troll Train, Derives From the word Trullus Trainial, which in term dipicts the greek hero Trollculease, who was a fierce fighter in the battle of Troy.

This man was somewhat deformed, had long pointy ears, and a body that looked like a train carriage, thus bringing this hero to life as:

Train Troll

1240 - 1032 Bc
"Rest Well Dear Troll"

The Svenska Troll From aberdeen,
The Italian Troll from Berlin,
The Train with a troll painted on the side from Scunthorpe,uk

by Tim August 18, 2004

snag

To kiss or make out with someone. Sometimes meaning to have sex with.

I saw Warren snagging some ugly chick!

by Tim December 13, 2004

off the chain

For a situation to get out of control or out of hand and chaotic, like a wild night out.

"as soon as Rich started drinking whisky he really went off the chain"

by tim November 6, 2004

butt snicker

Human feces, a dookie, doodie, shit, poop, crap. Especially when a log-shape.

Either someone left some candy on that chair, or they lost control of their bowels and left a butt snicker for us.

by Tim September 29, 2003

can pipe

A Pepsi/Coke/Mountain Dew/Whoop Ass can pipe is made from an aluminum soda can when you have some bud or resin and there's no pipe in the apartment. First, you empty out a soda can. Try to get it as dry as you can. Turn the can so the mouth hole is facing you. Squish the can in the middle on the side facing up. Then take a tack or safety pin and poke little holes in a circular spot on top in the depression where you squished the can. That's the bowl. Then poke a bigger hole in the side, near the bottom, or the bottom of the can for a carb. You hit out the hole you drink from. There's a medical fact or urban myth you can get Alzenheimers Disease from smoking from an aluminum can. It would be better if you could rig it somehow with a pipe screen or even a real bowl, but it's a fiend pipe. You might have to cut it open to scrape it if you don't have a long screwdriver, scissors, or knife.

Dude, you're gonna get Alzenheimer's smoking out of a can. Let me get a hit.

by Tim March 13, 2003