tim's definitions

peckerwoods

plural of peckerwood. white folks. honkeys. crackers.

Look at all these peckerwoods shopping at the Gap.

by Tim June 18, 2006

Ho Chi Minh

The greatest military leader of all time he lead the defence of vietnam against the French, Japanese and the Americans.

i hate townies stupid scum townies

by Tim May 13, 2005

christmas karling

- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.

While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.

This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.

by tim March 21, 2005

Stinger

Similar to the well known shocker. Except it is two in the stink, one in the pink.

If the shocker won't do it, the stinger will.

Stingers for life!

by Tim December 28, 2004

funka

crazy, cool the shit

that would be funka

by tim October 20, 2003

juculate

nervous behavior i.e. swinging legs, twitching,etc...

Shan, sit still and quit juculating!

by tim October 31, 2003

wet seal

Wet seal is basically when you slap a girl in the face with your semi-hard dick. Variations include a facial THEN a wet seal, or a wet seal followed quickly by another wet seal in the other direction. Whenever wet seals are performed, they must be declared. You must let the person know that they have been wet sealed. This also applies to the non-literal definition of wet seal in which you just make someone look like an idiot.

You've just been wet sealed!

by Tim April 3, 2005