tim's definitions

crust punk

a punk who hates politics and the government so much, that they refuse to take a shower, due to the fact that the government provides them with the water. resulting in a shit-like smell.

Man it smells like shit in here!... there must have been a crust punk show last night.

by Tim August 22, 2004

christmas karling

- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.

While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.

This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.

by tim March 21, 2005

Gaytard

Somewhere between retard and a homosexual

Johnathong is a GAYTARD

by tim May 22, 2003

peckerwoods

plural of peckerwood. white folks. honkeys. crackers.

Look at all these peckerwoods shopping at the Gap.

by Tim June 18, 2006

cuntract

A cross between cunt and contract, generally used to express the only reason a particular loser would get some:

She hooked up with Ben? Damn, what kind of cuntract did she sign?

by Tim November 18, 2003

bnored

equally bored and horny at the same time

I hate being bnored, a hot mouth and a good movie would be great right now

by tim April 18, 2005

Aw Crud!

A subsitute word for crap. A word that isn't as cursed as crap. Instead of 'crap,' people use 'crud' because they think 'crap' is too effensive. A mad saying of 'crud,' except it's 'Aw Crud.'

Aw Crud! That bossy asshole told me to movie my freakin' car!

by Tim August 16, 2004