tim's definitions

Jeekus Lou

Used as an "ism." Often used to express reactions to unbelievably stupid, random, or anything else worthy of saying Jeekus Lou, because hey, even if it doesn't make sense it still sounds cool.

Also, Jeekus is Jesus, and Lou is his mechanic. And Cal Poly Owns UCSB. That is all

Jeekus Lou Tim! I can't believe you did that to Amanda!

Jeekus Lou Tim! You are so corny!

Tim, Jeekus Lou!

by Tim May 10, 2004

asshell

Cry of derision or dismay, often indicating frustration

Why is That Fucking Seventies Show on twice daily and the Simpsons are only on once?!! Asshell!

by Tim February 6, 2004

sow

A female who often slights ghouls.

That fucking sow slighted me again.

by Tim January 19, 2004

Slaytanictim

Straight pimp with a gangsta twist. Known for hating fakes and bitches. Mean with a guitar and even meaner with 6 pack of beer.

"Slay just owned that bitch"

by Tim March 18, 2005

dope salad

1. a very fuckable girl (basically the combination of dope and salad amplifies their shared meaning)

2. anything totally shibby

(variations: dope casserole, dope souffle, dope a la mode)

"dude i can't believe you didn't tap dat ass! she is DOPE SALAD!"
"whatever man, i just wanted to kiss the small of her back."
"at least you shoulda given her a little dickle. weak sauce!"

by Tim October 22, 2004

delsnick

The shaft a male uses to stab his female counterpart.

Your mom is so hot I'd toss her the delsnick in a second.

by Tim January 25, 2005

Reaggaeton

Reggae By spanish rappers

Yo peep that new Reggaeton cd.

by Tim September 3, 2004