355 definitions by tim

Sexy lil lady with sexy attitude
Leoni... The girl I love...
by Tim October 14, 2004
a crack fiend.
Dude, I'm not hitting a bowl with white powder on it. I ain't a fuckin' cluck!
by Tim March 13, 2003
A Pepsi/Coke/Mountain Dew/Whoop Ass can pipe is made from an aluminum soda can when you have some bud or resin and there's no pipe in the apartment. First, you empty out a soda can. Try to get it as dry as you can. Turn the can so the mouth hole is facing you. Squish the can in the middle on the side facing up. Then take a tack or safety pin and poke little holes in a circular spot on top in the depression where you squished the can. That's the bowl. Then poke a bigger hole in the side, near the bottom, or the bottom of the can for a carb. You hit out the hole you drink from. There's a medical fact or urban myth you can get Alzenheimers Disease from smoking from an aluminum can. It would be better if you could rig it somehow with a pipe screen or even a real bowl, but it's a fiend pipe. You might have to cut it open to scrape it if you don't have a long screwdriver, scissors, or knife.
Dude, you're gonna get Alzenheimer's smoking out of a can. Let me get a hit.
by Tim March 13, 2003
Racist term for white man. honkey, whitey, cracker
All these peckerwoods tryin' to hold a brotha down.
by Tim June 17, 2006
One of two non-existant colors that contestants on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy thought to be a correct question for the answer "Colors that end in urple". See also urple
"I hope that box of crayons isn't missing its light urple"
by Tim December 22, 2003
phrase used to get access to places that normal people usually dont have access too
The man got into the club by saying "we know mason" to the bouncer
by Tim May 07, 2005
Four giggling freak-tards that arised from the sky giving children a hard time watching TV. Non-stop assholes giggling with glee by annoying millions of people every second.

A mild form of "f**k" and a minor form of "screw."

Chaos that occurs often; bad days for people when having trouble with anything.

A drug. A drug that has large amounts of nicotine and weed, may cause strong brain damage; an illegal drug; strong dope.
1. Stop acting such a Teletubbie, John.
2. I knew I have acted like a selfish Teletubbie at Bob's party.

3. My students started Teletubbies in my class, it drived me Bonkers!
4. The Teletubbies ruckuss in my retirement home drived the elders crazy!

5. Teletubbies that.
6. Teletubbies you.
7. Teletubbiesin' a-hole!
8. What the Teletubbies?
9. Teletubbies you guys.

10. He was smoking some Teletubbies last night.
11. As Michelangelo said, "never smoke Teletubbies!"
by Tim August 17, 2004

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