The University of Alabama is the greatest school in the country. Everyone should bow down to us and suck our dicks because if you don't attend the University of Alcohol you basically suck. Not only are our parties crazier than anywhere else, we've won 13 national championships so suck it.
Auburn sucks because they can't live up to the University of Alabama even though they try so hard.
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