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Another word for "dumb homosexual woman".

A wlw who gets caught up in her own gayness and screws up even the simplest of things
"Did you see that lady who fell down off her chair while trying to flirt with that girl!?"
"Yeah! She is such an Alyse"
by tiddeh July 20, 2019
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What EA(electronic arts) uses to describe lootboxes to try and avoid government involvement from their games.
Along with this, they have likened their fanbase's consumption of lootboxes in games such as FIFAto the consumption of a Kinder suprise egg, which unlike lootboxes doesn't come packaged in an already 60 dollar video game and has some sick ass toys in it and doesnt have less than one percent drop rates for highly wanted items
The GIF you can see below is a representation of EA's higher ups profiting off children who spend all of their parents' money on "Surprise Mechanics" in the hopes of getting their favorite soccer player in FIFA
"They aren't lootboxes, they are just surprise mechanics!"
"It isn't kidnapping, it's just surprise adoption!"
by tiddeh July 20, 2019
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The person in the room who brightens everyones day. May have a piss kink, but we can't be too sure
"Hey did you see that person over there?"
"Of course! They are such a Koda"
by tiddeh July 19, 2019
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