7 definitions by three newtons

Top Definition
An extreme idiot
95% of the population is made up of idiots.
90% of those are idjits.
by three newtons January 23, 2004
(n.) a device which allows you to render an object invisible if no one expects it to be there, as seen in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"An SEP," he said, "is something that we can't see, or don't see, or our brain doesn't let us see, because we think that it's somebody else's problem. That's what SEP means. Somebody Else's Problem. The brain just edits it out, it's like a blind spot. If you look at it directly you won't see it unless you know precisely what it is. Your only hope is to catch it by surprise out of the corner of your eye."
by three newtons February 16, 2004
adjective noun; a conversation ending phrase akin to "GI Joe" and "No soap, radio!"
"Do you have to register?"
"I don't think so biatch."
by three newtons February 17, 2004
any generic verb that is garbled at a distance, as used in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"They've garble warble farble!" shouted Slartibartfast in his thin tremulous voice.
by three newtons February 16, 2004
part of speech commonly used in subtitles
Splinter Cell: Adjective Noun!
Splinter Cell: Puppy Helmet!
Splinter Cell: Popcorn Eyeglasses!
Splinter Cell: Peanut-Butter Monkey!
(note: all the words in the subtitles are usually nouns, but the first word in each subtitle is used as an adjective)
by three newtons February 17, 2004
It actually is a word: capable of being conjectured or imagined.

This word was popularized in an episode of Friends in the second season.
Did they go to the zoo?
by three newtons October 01, 2004
greatness (as defined by the Jumpman commercials)
Only greatness equals greatness.
by three newtons March 19, 2004
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