2 definitions by thorn_in_side

Top Definition
A horrendous mixed consistency bowel moment with painful burning caused by spicy or unhealthy food, much like the taco shits, but with or without the presence of Mexican food.
Mike got the milburns from that Cajun food last night and was crying in the bathroom all day.

My milburns where so bad I had to sit in the bathtub afterwords.
by thorn_in_side May 02, 2011
A pimple on the shaft of the penis, ball sack, or vaginal lips,
I popped the essman on my dick, but it's still pretty red.

My girlfriend has an essman so I won't eat her out.
by thorn_in_side May 02, 2011

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