1 definition by thisishowwedoit

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A fat fuck who claims to be from the shitty state of south carolina but is in fact from virginia. Usually found with a dumb ass look on its face and its hand either scratching its fat ass or its little dick. Whenever this thing fucks up, it thinks a simple "ma bad" will do. Also is not able to get any pussy of anykind even kpa.
Guy: Who is that fat ass scratching his balls over there?

Girl: Thats an Ordinary Seaman , he sure wont shut up about south carolina and he makes my pussy dry.
by thisishowwedoit April 21, 2009

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