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ebonics

(n) ebony+phonics=ebonics (language of blacks)
how the majority of blacks tamper with english. its not an official language but very widely known. its a fun alternative to boring english. like any language, ebonics has rules to follow. if you do not know them, you will look stupid trying to talk it or be lost when someone speaking ebonics adresses you
Here are rules for changing words:
1) for a word that has an ending pronounced 'ore' as in 'or' or 'more', remove to 'r' or 're' and add an apostrophe
2) for words with endings that are pronounced 'er' as in 'killer', remove the 'er' and add 'a', 'uh', or 'ah'(which is pronounced 'uh')
for plural words, do the same exept 'ers' as in 'killers' is replaced by 'uz' (pronounced uh-z) or 'az'(pronounced 'uz')
3) for words that end in 'ool', such as 'cool' or 'fool', get rid of the 'l' and add an apostrophe instead

1) store > sto'
for > fo'
your/you're > yo'
2) nigger > nigga, nigguh, niggah
niggers > niggaz, nigguz
3) cool > coo'
fool > foo'
That was a short lesson in ebonics
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phile

someone who has a philia, or attraction to
An arachnophile is someone who likes spiders
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octapedal

octa=8/eight
pedal=legs

Therefore, an octapedal has 8 legs
Spiders are octapedals
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Coke

1) a popular soda that got its name from the drug that was put in it when it was first made: cocaine. Nowadays, the soda has no drugs in it, so any one can safely drink it. Is apparently at "competition" with pepsi, but both are pretty much the same.
2) short for cocaine
3) a fuel/type of carbon
1) customer-"may i have some coke?"
waiter-"we don't have any. how about pepsi?"
customer-"sure"
2) coke is commonly used in drug-dealing
3) my car ran effeciently off that coke
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fuckturd

fucktard = fucking + retard

fuckturd = fucktard + turd
(fucking (shit)
retard)

basically, a fucking retard who is as dumb as a turd
most people who posted judgemental "definitions" about rap or posted racist ones are all fuckturds
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norleans

a shortened way of saying "New Orleans}"
Master P is from Norleans
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