14 definitions by thevalleyboy

CWM

Short for “cool with me”.

John: Wanna meetup in an hour?
Jake: cwm

by thevalleyboy March 30, 2019

qf

Short for quick fuck.

John: Are you horny?
Dan: Yeah, a little.
John: Wanna hookup?
Dan: Yeah, but it has to be a qf, I’ve got to leave in ten minutes.
John: Bet.

by thevalleyboy March 30, 2019

St. Louie

A slang term for the city of St. Louis in Missouri. Popularized by St. Louis native rapper Nelly who produced a song in 2000 titled “St. Louie”.

Nelly: “Mmmmm you can find me in St. Louie

Where the gun play ring all day (nanana)

Some got jobs and some sell yea'

Others just smoke and fuck all day…”

by thevalleyboy July 21, 2019

Wendy

The name of the meth head prostitute on the show Breaking Bad. Wendy is a fiend hooked on root bear, and you know, meth. Wendy also has a nice pair of “pearly whites”, as noted by Hank in season one of the show.

Hank: How much do you charge for a windy Wendy?

by thevalleyboy April 1, 2019

apple

A fruit used as the basic right of passage for pot smokers. The apple is used as a pipe when no alternative is available. The stem is removed and the top is punctured halfway through the apple towards the bottom with a pen, then a side hole is punctured to meetup with the first one. Load the top as a bowl and smoke. Once fried, eat the apple to temporarily combat your munchies.

Johndante: Aye man got a bowl or some sweets?
Dan: Nah man, got an apple though.
Johndante: Shyt man then stab that bitch!

by thevalleyboy April 7, 2019

alza

A term for the drug Concerta, derived from the pill’s signature stamp “alza” which is followed by a number indicating it’s strength in number of milligrams of methylphenidate.

John: Got that alza man? I need to study all night tonight.

Dan: You bet man, I’ve got some 36’ers.

by thevalleyboy March 30, 2019

iya

Abbreviation of “in your area” meaning you are near or close to the other party, typically used to express a desire to meetup with the other party.

John: *text* “iya”
Dan: *text* “okay let’s meet at the Starbucks”

by thevalleyboy March 31, 2019