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A school in Texas where you most certainly will find the girls who go there whoring themselves on every corner of their massive shit hole campus. The word "tradition" means nothing at this school, mainly because something that has been done for the first time is then considered to be a "tradition" there. You can identify the girls that go to Texas A & M by looking for sluts in sundresses, wearing fuck me pumps, and have hair big enough to house a large family of birds. The girls will also wear oversized sunglasses in a sad attempt to cover up their oversized foreheads. If you ever have the rare chance of grabbing the cellphone out of the hand of a drunk passed out A & M slut, by the morning, you will probably find a combination of voicemails and text messages from hundreds of ass licking Texas A & M boys that drive trucks, and cant get laid to save their lives.
Texas A & M ... a real gem of a school.
Texas A & M University

Normal person: "Who the hell is this old run down hag ?"
Texas A & M slut: "Oh thats my mother, she also went to
A & M, duhhh."
Normal person: "Oh got cha, glad to see your just like your mother, a loose whore."
Texas A & M slut: "Well of course, its a tradition!"
by thetruthhurts89 September 18, 2011

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A school in Allendale, MI, where the guys will brag about the male to female ratio too make themselves feel better about going to such a lame ass school located, literally, in the middle of butt fucking nowhere. Though the ratio indeed seems great, one would rather leave the party too have sex with the nearby corn stalks than to listen to the stuck up, crotch sniffing, dumb ass bitches that go there.
Grand Valley State University
MSU visitor: "Why are you going outside?"
GVSU student: "Too have sex with a cornstalk."
MSU visitor: "Why would you do that ... ?"
GVSU student: "Once you understand that corn stalks don't bitch like all the girls back at the party, there great !"
by thetruthhurts89 September 09, 2011

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