theteeheegod1's definitions

Simp

A minecraft player who is so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so good at minecraft

"ur a simp"
MC Pro "What did u just call me?"
"a simp"
MC Pro "Why did you call me a simp?"
"cause it's abbreviation is super intense minecraft player!"
MC Pro "oh"
"yeah! it does!"

by theteeheegod1 August 23, 2021

Can I put my Balls in yo jaws

CAAN I PUT MY DAMN BALLS IN YO PISSHIT JAWS

CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JAWS

by theteeheegod1 December 7, 2021

School

A stupid ass thing that'll ruin your brain and get tortured by, People got upset about it even though everyone complains about it

"I hate school"
"I hate school too!"
"I Hate school too!"
School lover: "You guys hate it? :( I love school <3"
A kid slaps the shit outta the school lover. "Bitch you gotta hate school!"

by theteeheegod1 August 23, 2021

whode

Sexual intercourse with crush

Jonathan had a whode yesterday

by theteeheegod1 November 16, 2022

auh~

1.Having sexual intercourse

Person 1: Lets hug!
Their gf: auh~
2. What anime lovers say
AUHHHH

"Lets hug"

Squishes the shit out of their gf
"auh~"

by theteeheegod1 June 15, 2022

pudding

one of the best technique words for a deez nuts joke

Person 1: Do you like pudding chocolate?
Person 2:uhh.. yeah mostly.
Person 1: When can I start pudding deez nuts in your mouth

by theteeheegod1 January 15, 2022

no bitches?

A term when somebody doesn't get anything
Yesn't

"Where are my bitches?"
"Son, have you noticed you haven't got any bitches this year, or last year, or the year before?"
"Wait what? No bitches?"
"Yeah..."

by theteeheegod1 June 15, 2022