3 definitions by thesvenhunter

Top Definition
The dinosaur god, or the lord of all the great lizards. A unique specimen, the skeleton of which has never been found, but the image of which appears in many of the earliest cave paintings, depicted as a giant bearded lizard seated on a cloud or floating in a celestial environment.
Early Brontosauri used to raise their heads and low to the sky in praise of the mighty Theosaurus.

Later Brontosauri built piles of rubble in homage to him.

So we assume...
by thesvenhunter April 06, 2006
A euphamism for sex - used paticularly in polite society and/or public places.

Often employed as a cover-up for a sentence already started.
Mr Parry's daughter is so hot! I really want to have se... veral cups of tea with the postman. What?

God, I'm so frustrated. I haven't had se... veral cups of tea today.

Tonight I'm going to get several cups of tea, even if I have to PAY for it...
by thesvenhunter October 17, 2006
A euphamism for tea - usually used in impolite/private places where mentioning tea itself would be seen as stuffy and/or nerdlike.

Often employed as a coverup for a sentence already begun.
I really fancy some tea... nage girls right now.

No thanks Larry, I don't want any crack cocaine I'd much rather have some hot, black, steamy, tea... nage girls.

None of your 'coffee' for me thanks, I'm English - we prefer to devour, sweet, sweet teenage girls over here.
by thesvenhunter October 17, 2006

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