#1 craping yourself. laying shit in your trousers. drop a loaf
of shit in your pants.
#2 scared the crap out of yourself.
#3 so amazed you shit yourself.
ever had one of those times from out of nowhere you have to make a monster doo
? I had one of those the other day while I was organizing boxes at my storage unit, and with no place to go I thought I was going to brown myself until I scavenged some napkins out of the taco sacks in my car, pulled the door shut on the unit and went to browntown
in an empty moving box. talk about a moving experience.
Then, after busting a loaf
I about browned myself again when the door on the unit wouldn't open. All I could imagine was the look on some chap
s face in the morning when they show up and let me out with my box of deux